From the, "are you kidding me, America?"-files, here comes
this out of Cleveland, via Woj:
19 Action News
Meteorologist Jason Handman will be attempting to lift whatever curse has
befallen Cleveland’s beloved home town hoops team with the assistance of Kathy
Curran, a local Witch and High Priestess. Curran is a self proclaimed expert in
all aspects of the
metaphysical realms, including Wiccan culture, astrology, fairies, magic, and
an extensive knowledge of herbs and spell casting.Jason and Witch Kathy will attempt to
break the losing spell of the Cavaliers live today in today’s 19 Action News at
Four, Five, and Six. Fans from around the country can watch these newscasts as
they are streamed live, online, at 19 Action News.com"Kathy has assured me that she has the
perfect spell to lift this curse already prepared. If she proves to be
successful, she will be forecasting the weather for us as well." Jason Handman
says.
I realize that this is just a
tongue-in-cheek exercise (for everyone except for Kathy, I suppose, who will
gladly exchange being mocked by thousands for the chance to be on local TV,
briefly), but just try stopping yourself from shaking your head at this within
the next hour.
Most Cleveland Cavalier fans know that
their team isn’t cursed, and that the squad just isn’t that good. That even the
best parts of this team are either out of place, in the wrong role, or injured.
And that the whole crew, no pun intended, is pretty dispirited. So how in any
way is this going to help a Cavs team that … aw, crap. There I went. Actually
trying to argue against this with logic.
There’s no doubt that the weatherman in
this press release is using this as a springboard to some other, bigger, city.
As if Cleveland was some horse-and-buggy town.
But I’d really, really like to believe
that any city bigger than Cleveland won’t believe in hooey like this. Please
prove me correct, various metropolitan areas.
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